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[artshow_photo] Re: Please submit your customer "wisecracks" - a DUMBCRACK

 

> Customer, "Are these paintings?"
> Myself, "No, actually they are all my photographs."
> Customer, "Ohhh, well...do you have any pictures of angels?"
> Myself, "Angels?!...*moment of dumbfoundedness* Umm, I don't know
> how I would even go about getting a picture of an angel."
> Customer, "That's too bad, if you had any pictures of angels I would
> buy that. The last booth had some."
> Myself, "And did you buy any?"
> Customer, "They were too expensive."

That's a hoot! I had the exact conversation with someone last year at
a "real" show, but don't remember where... I do have a shot of snow in
branches that looks like an angel/fairy, and I showed it to this
woman. But she turned it over and looked at the back, where the title
read "Snow Fairy", and she said, "But that's a fairy... not an angel".

Some folks really are clueless, and it's hard to keep from busting a
gut right in their face. But I held it together until she left.

Jim Parker
parkerparker :: design | photography
http://www.parkerparker.info
@dakkid / twitter

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