RE: [artshow_photo] Re: Please submit your customer "wisecracks" - a DUMBCRACK

Wow, I thought I had heard them all. This one takes the prize.

Pam A

Customer, "Are these paintings?"
Myself, "No, actually they are all my photographs."
Customer, "Ohhh, well...do you have any pictures of angels?"
Myself, "Angels?!...*moment of dumbfoundedness* Umm, I don't know how I
would even go about getting a picture of an angel."
Customer, "That's too bad, if you had any pictures of angels I would buy
that. The last booth had some."
Myself, "And did you buy any?"
Customer, "They were too expensive."

The angel pictures were framed buy/sell and cost $15. And THAT'S why I don't
do mall shows.

Ryan Tischer

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